Treat Me


There are many ways to express your admiration to me.

While I value your time most of all, I recognise that if your language of love is strongly rooted in gift giving, you may want to surprise me with something.

Things I’ll always appreciate:

Native Flowers

A bag of exquisite coffee beans (that’s coming from a Melburnian!).

And while I do like surprises, I’d like to to help you get me something I really want. Check out my Wish List to understand My tastes. I’ll add more things to this list in time and try to cater for a wide range of budgets. 

A gift card never goes amiss if you’re really unsure. This could be for a classic such as David Jones, or maybe you enjoy a particular lingerie brand, or a favourite sex shop?

Here are some of my favourites to get you thinking:

Eagle Leather


Department Store

Lingerie from Passionfruit

Special things I want to do:

I offer special deals to folks who’ll take me to special places. Check back in as I update this page.

Winter Morning Ballooning. 

I’ve been meaning to do this since I arrived in Melbourne nearly a decade ago. I’ve always loved maps, and I’m one of those people who gives directions by order of references to compass direction…is there any other way?!? You will see the stupidly excited child-like me, and possibly the slightly teary ‘wow – look at the world’ me as we fly across this city that I love and adore. Are you the man to make this wish come true?

2 hours ballooning and breakfast, followed by 2 hours back at your hotel or mine – $1400